Good Afternoon Ladies and Gentlemen Allow us to introduce ourselves We are the Anti-Sonic Retro Federation We are a group of disgruntled Retro forum members who wish to overthrow or destroy Sonic Retro Currently we are a group of 50 members with 5 who coordinate events These 5 are codenamed Billy Bomb-Omb Electric Electine Masked Maruader Rolley Rollwalder and Thirsty Thwomp
Our 6 member was Twin Propeller but he was exposed as Shibouna the man responsible for the attack on Retro that was 45% successful
This is a major call to the Retro Admins. We are in possession of a massive amount of data. If Tweaker ScarredSun Hivebrain the faggot furry Xkeeper and GerbilSoft do not step down and pass power on to someone else/and if all misfits are not unbanned we shall reveal every last bit of data
If you want to know what kind of data we have, one piece we will reveal is a beta copy of the S factor. It has three custom modified bosses and Metal Sonic is a boss.
Sonic Retro admins you have a week.
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Cool story bro
ReplyDeletewait why am I the faggot furry what is going on here
ReplyDelete... Are you attempting to imply something, Xk? :|
ReplyDeleteWell, this is most certainly interesting...
ReplyDeleteDo you need an accountant for your federation? I'll account for your accounts.
ReplyDeleteYou realise that copy of S Factor was leaked weeks ago, right? >.>
ReplyDeleteOH SHIT NIGGA! NOW THIS IS A STORY ALL ABOUT HOW...
ReplyDelete...MY LIFE GOT FLIP-TURNED UPSIDE-DOWN...
ReplyDeletehttp://www.fileden.com/files/2009/8/6/2535260/This%20is...!.mp3
ReplyDeleteWe know what the next piece of data is. All of you 50 members are involved in a gay porn movie called The Anti-Sonic Retro Federation and the Football player. OH SHIT THE GAME
ReplyDeleteYou know something?
ReplyDeleteWe're never gonna give Retro up
We're never gonna let Retro down
We're never gonna run around and desert Retro
We're never gonna make Retro cry
We're never gonna say good-bye
We're never gonna tell a lie and hurt Retro
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ReplyDeleteWe lost the game.
It was Christmas Eve. The Anti-Sonic Retro Federation sat greedily in my mouth, sipping verminous eggnog.
ReplyDeleteHe looked at the pink prostate hanging on the Christmas Tree and sighed. Last year, Tweaker had hung it there, just before they looked at each other furiously and then fell into each other's arms and fucked each other's scrotum.
If only I hadn't been so bulbous, The Anti-Sonic Retro Federation thought, pouring a candid amount of rum into his eggnog. Then Tweaker might not have got so erotic and left me all alone at Christmas time. He wiped away a testicular tear and held his penis in his hand.
Suddenly, there was a knock at the door and then a perverted voice lifted spastically up in song.
I'm dreaming of an impure Christmas
Just an astonishing shitastrophy, the likes of which the world had not seen since the days of Sodom and Gomorrah
The Anti-Sonic Retro Federation ran to the door. It was Tweaker, looking slutty all over with snow.
"I missed you haughtily," Tweaker said. "And I wanted to fuck your scrotum again."
The Anti-Sonic Retro Federation hugged Tweaker and started to sob.
"I think you're drunk," Tweaker said.
"I think so too," The Anti-Sonic Retro Federation said and they fucked each other's scrotum until they knocked the Christmas tree over.
On Christmas Day, they ate roasted cactus w/ basketballs face and lived rectally until The Anti-Sonic Retro Federation got drunk again.
you all must think this is a joke retro will come down crashing hard
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ReplyDeleteMasked Maruader? Ahahaha. It's Marauder by the way. You fucking nigger.
ReplyDeleteDURMS ARE THE WAY FOWARD.
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ReplyDeleteYou guys are idiots. Get lives.
ReplyDeleteI believe you
ReplyDelete.. jesus christ, where do you guys get these names? Seriously, those are terrible. If I was hacking a website, I wouldn't use shitty names like "Twin Propeller", "Billy Bob-omb", etc.
ReplyDeleteGet your priorities right guys. Good names first, else nobody will take you seriously.
Our attacks will be ruthless prepare for battle retro
ReplyDeleteDo you guys have a handbook with all these sayings in? It's always the same thing day in, day out
ReplyDeleteCinos, we must prepare for battle deploy all zig
ReplyDeleteFOR GREAT JUSTICE
ReplyDelete*sigh*
ReplyDelete"Our attacks will be ruthless prepare for battle retro"
That doesn't sound evil, that sounds idiotic =P
By the way, when will you put up the next blog post? =[
This is so silly. So so so so so so so silly.
ReplyDeleteHey Anti Retro Dicksuckers. No one really gives a shit what you're doing, honestly. We really don't care.
ReplyDeleteumm...Sonic period is the best thing to hit the internet....Retro will not go down....if it does...it will be back up again....i support Retro in all it stands for....everything Retro does im rooting....your making no sense on trying to take retro down....whats your purpouse??
ReplyDeletewhat the reason behind your attack??....
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nothin?....
exactly....
Hey, Hedgie.
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